Humor Senior Citizen Jokes

The driver told her he would check it out at the casino.

Humor senior citizen jokes. As she laid her pet on the table the vet pulled out his stethoscope and listened to the bird s chest. Answering he heard his wife s urgent voice warning him herman i just heard on the news that there s a car going the wrong way on interstate 77. Please be careful hell said herman it s not just one car. The lawyer asked the senior if he d like to play a little game.

With the fearful strain that is upon me day and night if i did not laugh i should die and you need this medicine as much as i do. Best ever senior citizen joke a woman brought a very limp duck into a veterinary surgeon. Highway driving as a senior citizen was driving down the freeway his cell phone rang. Senior citizen texting codes funny atd at the doctors bff best friend fell btw bring the wheelchair byot bring your own teeth fwiw forgot where i was ggpbl gotta go pacemaker battery low gha got heartburn again immo is my hearing aid on lmdo laughing my dentures out ommr on my message recliner omsg oh my.

Clean funny senior citizen jokes. Halfway into the trip a little old lady walked up to the front of the bus and told the driver they had a pervert on the bus. But the lawyer insisted the game was a lot of fun. It s hundreds of em.

The older man was tired and he told the lawyer he only wanted to sleep. Gentlemen why don t you laugh. The game on an overseas flight a lawyer and an older man were in adjoining seats. Senior citizen jokes a bus load of senior citizens were traveling to a casino.

Here s how it works he said. Aging funny bones jokes sent to us by you our audience and are categorized to help you find the ones that tickle your aging funny bone the most. So i hear you re getting married yep do i know her nope this woman is she good looking not really is she a good cook naw she can t cook too well does she have lots of money nope.